2002 Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I know I haven't been perfect - I've said the Gates name in vain.. and the Selig... and a whole host of transplanted Californian drivers - but I feel I've been really good overall this year. Particularly in the past two weeks. Therefore I feel that I deserve, and hereby humbly request that you leave a RNP under the tree for me this year. If you don't, I may have to have some of my associates (they of the knuckle-dragging kind) pay a little visit to your kneecaps. Did I say kneecaps? I'm kidding, of course! I meant a couple somethings else! A little further north, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Do the right thing, Santa. Give me a RNP.

Peace on Earth, etc etc. I know where you live, Santa. Don't mess this up.

Merry Xmas!

Chris